Lavas Los Manos
Mood –
Haiku (5-7-5)–
Vocabulary Word of the Day –
Alright ladies, you may not choose to believe it but it’s true. We have yet another sense! Yeah that’s right, a seventh one. Women are born with the amazing power of telepathy…we see dead people. If you believed that, please click on the red x in the upper right-hand corner of your computer screen. Now that we’ve weeded out the idiots, let’s begin. We’re only telepathic when we are looking to snack on some hors d’oeuvre’s at the bars.
It’s Saturday night at Moondoggies. Chantel, Quin, Casi, and Lydia have just arrived. They begin scouring the bar for some men. Lydia and some guy make eye contact from across the bar. She grabs her friends and goes in for the kill. Lydia has already staked her claim on the guy she made eye contact with. It’s now survival of the fittest; Chantel, Quin, and Casi must compete for the remaining meat. This is when their telepathic powers kick in. Without one word being spoken, each girl knows which guy sparks which girl’s interest. She knows to back off and make no further attempts at flirtation. Within that group of girls, each guy is labeled for the rest of evening. Chantel will not make a move on Quin’s guy, and vice versa.
After the initial interaction with the men, the girls make a bathroom break. At this point, their telepathic powers are materialized. They state which guys they dig, even though it was understood. This is just a formality. Intentions must be clearly stated just to make sure all t’s are crossed and i’s are dotted. Sometimes telepathic signs can be misread, aren’t up to par, or a little rusty. Every once and a while confusion can occur; this is why a bathroom consultation is absolutely vital and must take place. In the bathroom all the details are hammered out and an invisible contract between the girls is agreed upon and signed.
Once again, guys have no control over this. They can choose not to pursue the girl that has claimed them, but they can not pursue her friend. They are presented with three options. First, they can suck it up and hook up with the ugly bitch. Second, they can find another group of ladies. Finally, they can go home alone. Whichever path they take, they cannot choose another girl within the same group.
The moral to this story is simple, if we have chosen you…you should feel pretty damn lucky.
Quote of the Day –
In Heart We Trust <3.
Possessive
Haiku (5-7-5)–
Unspoken, yet heard,
I called dibs on that guy first,
Look he has a friend.
Vocabulary Word of the Day –
Hors D’Oeuvre (noun): an appetizer served before a meal.
Example—Urbana knew that when Quito began to perform cunnilingus on her, it was only the hors d’oeuvre for their main course was yet to come.
Alright ladies, you may not choose to believe it but it’s true. We have yet another sense! Yeah that’s right, a seventh one. Women are born with the amazing power of telepathy…we see dead people. If you believed that, please click on the red x in the upper right-hand corner of your computer screen. Now that we’ve weeded out the idiots, let’s begin. We’re only telepathic when we are looking to snack on some hors d’oeuvre’s at the bars.
It’s Saturday night at Moondoggies. Chantel, Quin, Casi, and Lydia have just arrived. They begin scouring the bar for some men. Lydia and some guy make eye contact from across the bar. She grabs her friends and goes in for the kill. Lydia has already staked her claim on the guy she made eye contact with. It’s now survival of the fittest; Chantel, Quin, and Casi must compete for the remaining meat. This is when their telepathic powers kick in. Without one word being spoken, each girl knows which guy sparks which girl’s interest. She knows to back off and make no further attempts at flirtation. Within that group of girls, each guy is labeled for the rest of evening. Chantel will not make a move on Quin’s guy, and vice versa.
After the initial interaction with the men, the girls make a bathroom break. At this point, their telepathic powers are materialized. They state which guys they dig, even though it was understood. This is just a formality. Intentions must be clearly stated just to make sure all t’s are crossed and i’s are dotted. Sometimes telepathic signs can be misread, aren’t up to par, or a little rusty. Every once and a while confusion can occur; this is why a bathroom consultation is absolutely vital and must take place. In the bathroom all the details are hammered out and an invisible contract between the girls is agreed upon and signed.
Once again, guys have no control over this. They can choose not to pursue the girl that has claimed them, but they can not pursue her friend. They are presented with three options. First, they can suck it up and hook up with the ugly bitch. Second, they can find another group of ladies. Finally, they can go home alone. Whichever path they take, they cannot choose another girl within the same group.
The moral to this story is simple, if we have chosen you…you should feel pretty damn lucky.
Quote of the Day –
“Leadership for a change!”— Jerry Sanders, Mayor of San Diego
In Heart We Trust <3.
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